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May 29, 2008

Severed Feet in Canada

This is passing strange:

Earlier this year, I posted that the third severed foot in six months had turned up on a beach in British Columbia. A fourth was found last week. All of them have been right feet inside size 12 sneakers

Conspiracy buffs- begin!

May 27, 2008

50 Pictures

via Rand Simberg, 50 (Really) Stunning Pictures

Phoenix lands

W00T! The Phoenix lander successfully landed on Mars late yesterday. From Space.com, a stunning picture taken by the Mars Orbiter caught Phoenix on its' way down:

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...and then Phoenix sent back this shot after landing:

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Just. Wow.

May 19, 2008

It's almost over for the mother country

as I watched this video of the London police trying (and failing) to deal with Islamist radicals, I couldn't help but thinking of the streets of Rome full of Goths and Vandals in the mid 5th Century.

Sweet smokin' Jesus- I hope the Brits can get a handle on this, but my hope is fading.

May 16, 2008

John McClane for President!

Sign up here. What could go wrong?

Yippee ki-yi-yay!

via some moron

Dads and babies switch heads- wha?

I don't know if this is creepy or funny or just plain weird:

ManBabies.com - Dad?
GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!

Yeah. Weird FTW. Click pic for more if you dare...

via most of the morons on the innartubes

Sometimes the planets just align

...and you visit that news site at just the right time:

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Boldly stolen from Gerard, who stole it first...

May 12, 2008

Spell Check Blues

'Spell Checker Blues'

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Anon

via Protein Wisdom. Too true.

May 09, 2008

Canadian train quarantined

This does not look good

A woman has died and 10 more in hospital after a flu-like outbreak on board a Via Rail train. The train, travelling from Vancouver to Toronto, is now under quarantine near Timmins.

Marc Depatie of the Foleyet OPP said that the female passenger was picked up in Jasper, Alberta with a tour group. Sgt Laura Nichols OPP said that she was called by CN at 8:35am Friday. "There was one person who had vital signs absent and five other people that were sick with flu-like symptoms," she reported.

That number quickly increased to ten, and all were taken to Timmins and District Hospital. "The Timmins District Hospital is a regional hospital, and I'm confident they can handle it," Nichols allowed.

The train is stopped in Foleyet. "The whole place is being overrun with ambulances and police cars, and we've got helicopters," said Deborah DesRochers, chairwoman of the town. "They've got the train quarantined. They're trying to isolate what it is."

Not good. Not good at all.

UPDATE Monday 5/12/2008 7:29 :

What initially looked to be a frightening infectious disease outbreak that led to the death of one woman aboard a Via Rail train turned out to be a remarkable series of unconnected coincidences, Ontario's Chief Medical Officer of Health, Dr. David Williams, explained during a Friday afternoon press conference.

via Drudge

May 08, 2008

Slow-motion train wreck

...is what Hillary's presidential campaign has become. Wretchard writes

After decades of loyally supporting a liberal white candidate, the emergence of a viable "Black Candidate" means a significant bloc of the Democratic Party now feels entitled to take their turn. Hillary's people have no standing in selecting who this bloc candidate is going to be. Any objection that Obama, at 46 can wait his turn, misses the point. It's not Obama's turn. It is the Black Voter bloc's turn. The Faustian bargain has come due. And Hillary is welshing.

This might have been a good thing if Barack Obama were a moderate Democrat. But in addition to being the Black voter's candidate, he is also the chosen representative of the Party's Left. They too feel it is "their turn".

Hillary's campaign was one of those classic cases where the political past was used to predict the future. What worked in the past would work again. This time, though, the Clintons came across a discontinuity. A literal Black Swan. Past trends no longer held. The quiescent Black votes bloc has surged to the front of the bus and demanded their seat from the liberal white party elite.

This won't turn out well no matter who ends up winning. Race relations in America have been set back a generation at least. Color me appalled.

May 07, 2008

McCain throws down

The Onion gives us this gem:

Boo-yah! [moderately NSFW]

h/t Llamas

Dude, where's my misery?

Funny, funny...

"Whatever happened to the Great Depression? Not the real one from 70 years ago, the lost decade of unimagined misery and Steinbeckian angst, the worst period in the history of modern capitalism. I mean the replay we were promised this year. . . . Well, it's early days, to be fair, but so far the Great Depression 2008 is shaping up to be a Great Disappointment. Not so much The Grapes of Wrath as Raisins of Mild Inconvenience."

May 06, 2008

It's looking worse than I thought

Remember that uranium in Columbia I mentioned a while back? Well, looky here now-

Here is a partial list of what Colombian investigators found on the FARC terror leader's computer:

-- FARC connections with Ecuadorean president Rafael Correa
-- Records of $300 million offerings from Hugo Chavez
-- Thank you notes from Hugo Chavez dating back to 1992
-- Uranium purchasing records
-- Admit to killing the sister of former President Cesar Gaviria
-- Admit to planting a 2003 car bomb killing 36 at a Bogota upper crust club
-- Directions on how to make a Dirty Bomb
-- Information that led to the discovery of 60 pounds of uranium
-- Letter to Libya's Moammar Gadhafi asking for cash to buy surface-to-air missiles
-- Meetings with "gringos" about Barack Obama
-- Information on Russian illegal arms dealer Viktor Bout who was later captured
-- FARC funding Correa's campaign
-- Cuban links to FARC
-- Links to US Democrats
-- $480,000 of FARC cash in Costa Rican safe house
-- $100,000 to President Correa's campaign for election
...And, more. [Emphasis mine]

Breathtaking.

via Glenn

May 02, 2008

Spike Lee weighs in

Ol' Spikey isn't happy with the Right Rev Wright spouting off:

Director Spike Lee has waded into the ongoing controversy surrounding Jeremiah Wright, the Chicago pastor whose provocative statements have proved a thorn in the side of Democrat frontrunner Barack Obama. Lee advises the preacher to do the right thing and keep quiet. "The more he opens his mouth, the more damage he does," he told the Guardian yesterday.

For good measure, Lee hinted at a political conspiracy behind Wright's recent, contentious attempts to justify his remarks. "It looks like he's being paid to keep talking," he said.

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Wright has attracted criticism for sermons in which he invited God to "damn America" and claimed the US was "the greatest purveyor of violence in the world today". This has prompted renewed media scrutiny of Obama's own views. The Illinois senator was a long-term member of the pastor's church. Wright officiated at Obama's wedding and at the baptism of his two children.

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"Jeremiah Wright needs to be quiet," Lee said yesterday. "If he loves Obama he needs to shut up right now. It makes me question his motives for talking. I'm starting to wonder whether somebody has been contributing to the building funds of his church. Seriously." [emph. mine]

"Jeremiah Wright needs to be quiet," Lee said

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

via Rantburg (and thanks to Excalibur in the comments for the popcorn vid)