Mercenaries 2
An early morning chortle, from Harry Callahan-
I imagine that there are a lot of upsides to being the unquestioned dictator of your own country. No waiting in line, all your jokes are funny, and you get to hang out with all sorts of terrorists and Hollywood actors.
Unfortunately, one of the downsides is having videogames made where the player is invited to kick the crap out of a lightly fictionalized version of your country.
Sorry! Didn't you get the memo?
Chortle.